Teh Alphabet is 4 Loserz!1!

I don't like alphabetizing.

I decided that since I had already read a book and hadn't wrote about it, and didn't want to write at the moment during class, I would do something else to pass the time. I had the great idea to alphabetize the bookshelves sitting next to me, 1. to deal with my OCD and 2. for a chance of scenery. Let me reiterate my previous statement. I don't like alphabetizing.

It's one thing to put all the 'A's together and all the 'B's together and be happy about it. It's another (not really that bad) thing to do it by the whole author's last name. It's a third thing to do this, get everything all nice and straight and perfect on a shelf, then realize there is another book with that letter. Therefore, alphabetizing books is not only putting the 'F's before the 'L's and after the 'C's, but also moving every book that doesn't fit down to another shelf, only to move it down again when you run out of room, then moving it back up again when you realize that you actually do have room!!! <-- three exclamation points= very passionate about subject.

Anyway, I realized that I don't ever want to work in a library (or at least one where the books are always messed up) because I would go absolutely crazy. They would find me hiding in a corner saying the alphabet backwards over and over and over again.

Thinking back, I realize I never said why the previous (or soon to be second to previous... we'll just call it the one that is always on top of the page) is called 'It doesn't count unless it is about a dead guy'. I was talking about the title of the Blog. Important to know, I guess.

That's about it for my rant, now I can actually go do what this blog is for!

Eventually. :)